Feed me some BULLSHIT & I’ll throw up in your face!

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Do you ever notice how men think that they need to romance you, tell you they like you and want to be with you in order to fuck you. Then once they do they are over it and move on? Do they not realize that women want sex too? Women don’t always need to be lubed up in order for you to get it in. Romance movies have ruined our lives! Men think they have to promise a woman the world, buy her flowers, whisper (text) sweet nothings into her ear, in order to get her into bed. Let me let you in on a little reality gentlemen. Women for the most part, make up their minds within the first 5 minutes whether or not they are going to sleep with you. No matter what you say they have already decided. In fact the more you say could actually kill your chances of getting laid.

So here are some tips:

  1. Be Respectful: Just because the goal is sex does not mean that the idea of respect goes out the window. Aretha Franklin had it right, all that anyone wants is a little respect. Just a little bit. Oh yeah, just a little bit. You can still get to your end game, while respecting her but not leading her on.
  2. Giver Her A Giggle: Easing the mood will help put her in the right frame of mind. Of course alcohol always helps but laughter is a better tool. It lightens the mood and keeps things on a level that isn’t so serious. When a girl is happy and smiling there is no limit to what you can accomplish.
  3. Stroke It: Mae West once stated, “Flattery will get you everywhere” and she was right. Now I’m not saying outright lie to the girl or to lay it on so thick that she thinks you want more than just sex, but tell her a few nice things about herself and more than likely she will respond positively.

On the opposite side there are some things that you should avoid. Women are not fragile creatures that will fall to pieces at the first sign of their fairytale being crap. Not every girl wants you to be her prince charming. Some women just want you to be their gentleman caller. You come, you service and you don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. That being said there are ways to avoid pissing her off after the fact.

Things not to do:

  1. Fairytale Haze: Dont lay it on too thick. Don’t tell her about your hopes and dreams of marriage and family. Don’t talk about the 2 of you as a “We” and don’t talk about plans for any future date with her.
  2. Liar Liar: Dont make up false hoods about your life. Don’t try to make yourself seem bigger and badder than you actually are. If the girl is smart she will see through it and sex has just been taken off the table and if they girl is an idiot and believes you than later on you have a very angry girl on your hands.
  3. Flirting Only: You can flirt and get your way a lot faster than you can with lies. Just keep it light and friendly!

It is hit and miss as far as your chances of getting laid go but you are less likely to leave man hating women in your wake of bullshit if you are honest more times than not. If you feed a girl some Bullshit be prepared to have her throw up or blow up in your face. You want to see a girl go really crazy…….lead her on and piss her off.

 

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Rejection…….Deal With It!

Rejection is a part of life. We all experience at some point…..and then sporadically over the span of your life. If you deal with it in a healthy way, head on, you will come out the better for it and it won’t affect your future interactions.

Speaking from personal experience rejection is a bitch! It feels like shit and for someone like myself who isn’t used to it, it’s like the equivalent of him slipping it into your ass for the first time without warning……. IT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD! And you feel a lil embarrassed afterwards lol The best way to deal with the fear of rejection is to face it head on. So that’s exactly what I did. I mean I can’t very well suggest one thing but be to afraid to follow my own advice.

I noticed this guy on Halloween immediately because of his height. (I have a thing for the taller ones) I came across him on Facebook as a suggestion of “People you may know” the next day and added him. Over the next weekend, my birthday weekend I would run into him a couple of times where flirting ensued. After a couple of days I started to think to myself “Why hasn’t he asked me to hang out?” So I decided, fuck it ill ask him. Right away I felt fear wash over me…….is this what guys feel when they hit on girls??? I have a new appreciation for their plight. Anyway I digress….I text him asking if he wants to hang out, specifically see a movie or something. His response was that ironically enough he already had a “dinner/movie date” and was sorry. Ouch! Yeah I said it, ouch! I mean did he really have to be that honest? He couldn’t have just said, “Sorry I have plans.” Well I was shooting the shit with my girl and came to the conclusion that you can’t ask for honesty and then get pissy when you get it. He was right to be so blunt. I’m always complaining that people aren’t truthful enough. Well I got what I wished for.

Here is the bottom line ladies and gents. Rejection is a part of life, DEAL WITH IT and deal with it head on. Take a note from me, and go in head on and take a note from this guy, honesty is best because now I have moved on from that idea and I’m onto the next. You can’t be so afraid of the momentary pain of rejection that you refuse to go for anything, ever. It’s not healthy and if you don’t try you will never know. One of my fav quotes: “Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out.”

Picking Up Girls

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These days us girls live in a world where we almost expect men to be lacking in the masculinity department.  Its sad how feminine men have become. Between the waxing, tanning and facials men have stopped opening doors, paying the bill, and don’t bother to take the lead. So when they do it’s a big turn-on. There is nothing more intoxicating than testosterone. Get some!

Make The First Move & Know When To Do So.

Ok so when approaching a girl you need to know who you are going after. There is a time and place for everything. So that being said here are a few places that are inappropriate:

  • In her car on the road and she is more focused on driving and the idea of flirting with someone has not even crossed her mind so don’t hit on her. She will ignore you and most likely get annoyed.
  • While walking down the road don’t “holla” at her from your car. You look low rent and again she is annoyed.
  • While she is engrossed in conversation with her friends don’t walk over and interrupt. It’s rude. Bad manners are a turn off.
  • During any errand like activity go away!

Now There are exceptions to every rule. If she looks at you with inviting or interested eyes it means you have the green light. Go for it! She wants you to.

Do Your Due Diligence

Pay close attention cuz this one is a make or break. First what are you looking for? A one night stand or something a little more involved? Know your path before you approach her otherwise it could blow up in your face. If she does not signal you by looking at you she isn’t interested. The quickest way to get rejected is to walk up to a girl who has not even glanced at you once and try to talk to her. She will tell you no thank you faster than you can blink.

Evaluate your target. What is she wearing? Is she sitting or standing? Does she have her arms crossed? What is she drinking? Who is she with? All of these things are important. Every girl is telling a story you just have to take the time to read it. You wouldn’t go to a job interview unprepared would you? Im not saying hitting on a girl is like an interview but it pays off to be prepared. So take a look at her, don’t stalker stare like a weirdo across the room, evaluate discreetly. If she is with friends and looks really invested in their conversation, chances are you will get rejected before you even get to her. However if she is scanning the room that means she is open to conversation with other people and you have a chance.

Be Real or Be Gone 

Girls have a very fine tuned bullshit meter. When a guy is bullshitting us, bells and whistles go off in our heads followed by a nasty taste in our mouth and we don’t like it. Don’t approach a girl with a line or even worse an out right lie. She will know and you will immediately be deemed unworthy. I always hear guys complain about how once they are dating a girl, no more football with the boys, bye bye blow jobs and the sweat pants come out. You don’t like being tricked and neither do girls. False advertising is an offense that you can get sued for, keep that in mind when you put up a front while hitting on a girl. Be you whoever that is; anything else is a huge turn off.  As long as you are confident in who your are you can rest assured that at the least she will respect you. When you are not being authentic it is equivalent to lying and there is nothing a girl hates more than a liar. It says to her that you are weak. A guy who doesn’t know who they are has a tendency to be susceptible to the opinions of others, is usually easily swayed by those opinions and doesn’t stand their ground. They are more likely to cheat and lie. A guy who doesn’t know themselves is merely a boy, not yet gone through puberty. AND WE CAN SEE THAT……..

Golden Rule

Remember that for every one girl out there that doesn’t find you attractive there are ten more that will. So don’t get overly offended by a rejection, the shoe just doesn’t fit. Don’t argue with her, don’t call her a bitch or stuck up just because she doesn’t reciprocate your interest. Don’t go through the steps of mourning. Rejection is not a death. Just be a man and walk away. Its more becoming.