So I have this friend, we will call her Jamie. Jamie is, smart, free spirited, highly motivated, highly sexual, and what I would consider the ultimate independent woman. She has the same attention span I do when it comes to men. The most recent interaction has led me to create this blog entry.
About a week ago a friend of a friend of hers was in town. Jamie being the girl she is, naturally social, became instant tour guide and hang out buddy. Out of the 10 days he was here, all of them were spent with her and 9 out of 10 were in her bed. They ate together, they drank together, they fucked like rabbits, he professed to her how amazing she was and in the end she sent him home with a smile on his face and a crazy plan to move to be near her. (She is that good lol) Now mind you this entire time she was under the impression that he was uninvolved. When he got home he told her about professing to his “roommate” how amazing she was, and his “roommate” flipped out on him. Jamie thought nothing of it because he made it seem as if this “roommate” was just a friend (ironically sharing her name, Jamie) whom he had no idea had feelings for him. This was however a horribly crafted lie on his part and Jamie would soon learn the truth in the form of a 3am text message from an unknown number. The other Jamie in this guys life, the “roommate,” was in fact not a roommate at all! She was his girlfriend!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!? This girl did the ultimate dumb ass move. She texts my friend to find out who she is and what the real story is. How did she get my friends number you ask? Well if it isn’t obvious yet, she went through her boyfriends phone. The issue here isn’t whether she went through his phone, but the fact that she went on to further embarrass herself by contacting my friend to find out details. This dumbass dude didn’t even have the common liar/cheater skills to delete texts like most guys do. So she read everything. Now mind you they are pretty graphic texts so him changing the name in his phone to “John” didn’t exactly do him any good. So now not only is he a cheater but a fucking idiot as well. And his girlfriend should not only be embarrassed that she continues to be with someone who cheats on her but that she contacts the girl to tell her to “leave him alone.” This is to be a joke! And this is where my previously stated title comes in, “Don’t be That Girl.”
Ladies if I have said it once I have said it a thousand times. HAVE SOME FUCKING PRIDE!!!!!! There should never be a point in your life as an adult woman that you go after a girl over a guy. It makes you look pathetic, weak and unnatractive. You should be embarrassed! In fact I know I said adult woman, but even I have not ever gone after a girl as a teenager over a guy. If there has been one upside to my immense sense of pride, that would be it. Fighting over a guy who cheats on you is like getting into a wrestling match in a kiddy pool of steaming hot dog shit. You may win the fight……but ur covered in DOG SHIT! Seriously……..THINK ABOUT IT.